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Ever since i started wearing sunscreen i have been able to control energy fields But it only works when im on the train and i have to stay perfectly still

dadwallet: a condition in which you let your wallet fall apart and disintegrate without ever considering getting a new wallet

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

i think what’s really confusing is that to thrive socially you have to really learn to speak everyone’s individual language and being neurodivergent you don’t even really know the universal language. and also there is no universal language. not really. but there is sort of one that everyone kind of knows. but not really. but you have to know it

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

ppl be having babies like they r labubus ….call me the extreme woker but i feel like abortion should be pushed more as the first option sorry like yall dgaf about these kids…..u knew u was poor when u had two why tf would u keep going til u got 8 and then pray that a streamer who pretends to be a monkey for white audiences will save you…? what r we doing

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem