dust devil

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

ship so good, a future where they’re safe and retired is called an au

hsr is so funny because no matter where you go the local government is always 2 meetings away from imploding

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

this meeting could have been a thirty year long loveless marriage

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right