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Murder Bimbo

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Rebecca Novack 

The exhilaratingly twisty story of a sex worker turned political assassin on the run, Murder Bimbo is an unputdownable and wholly fresh take on truth, murder, and optics in our national moment.

A thirty-two-year-old sex worker is shocked when she’s approached by undercover government agents to aid them in a top-secret plot to assassinate a politician known as Meat Neck. But once the deed is done, she realizes what made her the perfect recruit: She’s 100% disposable. Holed up in an off-the-grid cabin in the woods, she now has only two days, her wits, and a laptop to save her own life. Her best bet is to reach out to the wildly popular feminist investigative podcast Justice for Bimbos. In a hastily typed series of emails, the newly minted “Murder Bimbo” explains how she was recruited and then trained by a cabal of code-named US agents to take out Meat Neck. Then she opens a new email. This time, it’s addressed to her ex, and the facts line up a little differently… Constructed in three increasingly unhinged acts, each a more subversive version of the story than the last, Murder Bimbo can be read as a gloriously bold literary thriller, a satirical vigilante's manifesto, or a raucous send-up of the political insanity we all live inside every day. Either way, it’s a dead-serious announcement of an electric new voice in American literature.

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Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔

Inversely I feel adam was the only one constantly calling blake "his beauty" and other such remarks, that for years it ruined whatever giddiness she got from anyone remarking upon her looks. Sun called her pretty once with his trademark earnesty and it got a blush out of her and nothing more, cause how could someone so good find someone like her, someone who hurts people, "pretty" But one day out right after Blake sneezes and her ears wiggle in response Yang out of the blue blurts out she thinks blake is the most beautiful woman she's ever seen and with her trademark goofiness fumbles her way through it. Yang called her beautiful after seeing her sneeze all over her book, and she meant it, and for once in a long time, blake felt like she was

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.