what are you doing here

still so many first times to look forward to

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I love doing things alone so much that sometimes I get annoyed when people try to tag along

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

@allthecanadianpolitics

my cat just came up and meowed very loudly and insistently and even nipped at my leg and when i was like "FINE" and got up to follow her she led me to the next room where a patch of sun was coming in. she wanted me to sit in the sun with her.