bbenji simps

friday the 13th leading into valentine's weekend is so crayzmazingly pussy popping I feel gothically horny just thinking about it

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

The fact that wrestlers always need a referee there to keep them from fingering each others asses they literally cannot help themselves just let them why are we going against nature like this?

i need like 80 cigarettes. and a gun

all of that word for word bar for bar

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

i want a dress that looks like venus

Hold on I’m Jewish I gotta look some things up

Yeah this is pretty funny

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

i bet it feels so good if you're a little cat to put your head upside down like that