Comrade Monster Fucker

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

can't stop drawing horrible noodle beasts. disease of the mind

you gonna share with us? bring them to a potluck?

kentuckygender is when you aren't a girl but you still are somehow a horse girl

I’ve seen middle aged comedians on national tv sincerely say “I love you” to their friends with no jokes attached. Nature is so slow to heal but it is possible, I tell you. We have planted trees and seen them survive.

Straight women need to be hornier and they need to be grosser about it. Still thinking about the line from 50 shades that was like “he touched me … there.” Like where bitch???? Your pussay???

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

What a baby 😊 I miss having rats sometimes.

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

@drakes-hoard

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

reblogging this every week and calling it wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday

happy wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday