Comrade Monster Fucker

Everyone says that reading fanfiction is a useless pastime, but let’s not forget that I learned how to cook grilled cheese from a kiribaku fic 

A touching reunion 

I really love Jacob Anderson

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

can you lez the fuck in

CUTE DATE IDEA: go to a medieval torture museum and tell each other which devices you would put each other in

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

The dom shortage is fake. The top shortage is fake. The masc/butch shortage is fake. You just have bad vibes.