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kawuli

the reddit thread has more information, including:

- the climate the time sauropods were alive would have been amenable to tornado formation

- "My brother in Christ, tornadoes can chuck a freight train at Mach fuck, why makes you think a Sauropod is safe?"

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sapphling

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

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ruttotohtori

Ja lapset on nyt sitten turvassa?

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My mom's facebook got a strike because of something she shared. The appeal said it was in fact against the rules. It was I cannot stress this enough, simply a photo of the moon

stonedtrek

I gotta say no fandom has URLs as good as Star Trek’s

stonedtrek

every time I see “spockandballtorture reblogged your post” I lose it again

stonedtrek

the circle is complete..........

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

adventuretfox

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

funkyness

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

bprinny

Cainceled

kraetys

This post gets worse every reblog

this-account-is-a-mistake

yet im not Abel to scroll past

schmuckered

This post hit me like a rock to the head

nikkoliferous

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

wobblefloss

guerrillatech

heartseeker

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

awbrainno

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

storms-and-illness

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

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mollymerula

we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

aroacesafeplaceforall

This is me.

neenarchive

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

imathers

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

averagejoey2000

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

averagejoey2000

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

averagejoey2000

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

averagejoey2000

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

averagejoey2000

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

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mothman-etd

Not sure got to feel when the hobby book says this should only take an hour but it took me 5 hours.

gallusrostromegalus

1. Hobby books are often written by the same people who think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes

2. Hobby books are even more often written by people who don't have or are actively neglecting their partners/full-time jobs/pets/children/household maintenance.

3. Hobby books are often written by people with ADHD, and an hour in ADHD hyperspace is like 2-7 hours for everyone else, including other ADHD people who are not currently in the zone.

4. Hobby books are written by people who, when told by an editor to add in how long it will take, just make shit up

5. If you're doing something for the first time, you're going to take way, way longer to do it than someone who's had years of practice. Maybe it does only take an hour IF YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR TEN YEARS. Think about how long it took you to make idk your first excel spreadsheet vs how long it takes now

To actually answer your question: proud. You should feel proud, because you made something, AND you did so while learning a brand-new skill! Go you!!

May I ask what the Allegedly-One-Hour project was? Both because I like hearing about what my friends are doing and I want to see how wildly inaccurate the listed time scope is.

neiljostenpussyindulgence

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

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