PidgeMagi

#hp Lovecraft

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

World Heritage Post

give us back carcinization, bunjy. first warning.

What about the tendency of decapodan arthropods towards evolving into lobster?

The anti trans bots cannot decipher images, at least not these ones

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

Proof that Tumblr doesn't do these reviews, it has a bot flag keywords

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

I don't remember making you my nemesis?

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

I know it feels like a lot but I really believe we can do it 20k notes per day isn’t that hard to do?

I’m sad because at this rate we might not make it

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

The delivery robot getting hit by a UPS truck is so funny

My favorite is the one hit by the train, the future is here, and the past slammed into it so hard the future is a loose pile of scrap

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

A freak who attempts to justify themselves has fallen at the first hurdle, their opponent is not acting in good faith and will undercut them at every chance. The objective is to just be, to not have to been justified, to live and let live, to let your freak flag fly

Big headed ants for a reason

500 words a day gets the novel written

The obvious clue is in the name DATA centers, no COMPUTING centers not PROCESSOR centers, DATA centers. The data has always been the goal, the collection and control has always been the goal, some tech bro idiots genuinely believe in the Generative AI crap, the rest are banking on selling the data they collect