I AM THE BUTT

Dean getting in the middle of Sam and John fighting is so yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Accidentally read this as "Dean getting hard in the middle of Sam and John fighting," and you know what, I stand by that mistake.

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

There exists an alternate reality utopia in which Jensen Ackles struggled in the early days of his career and turned to gay porn for extra side cash before he started landing real roles and now we all have access to gifs of pretty twink boy Dean getting gangbanged crazy style. Think of the mood boards. Life could be a dream

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face