Much stuff. Totes Homo

World Heritage Post

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!!

@isuggesteatingtherich @isuggestrevolution and @isuggestguillotine any ideas????

yeah i think we might have some ideas

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

I'm at a :.|:; for words.