vivi

Nodding my head in approval right up until the last line. I think I have to kill you now.

A true Napoleon pilot would've just braced and taken 1 damage from the insult smh fake fan

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

fascinating that this is getting attention right now. im sorry to everyone who relates. hoping and praying for body modification magic for us all.

8. into biting?

Girl who has increasingly obvious Symptoms over time: Actually I shouldn't put myself first because I'm the Healthy One and therefore responsible for everyone else all the time no matter what