Clumsy Sarcastic Panda

Me when they ask what my five year plan is...

that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!

Yep

Me when people turn up to my house unexpectedly

MY FUCKING HEART

i actually teared up omg 

becpunzel

Love it.

Best comic I’ve read all day.

See, stories like this would get me to read more superhero comics. ‘Cuz this is superb.

Great! There actually was a tailor story in Detective a few years ago, but it never looked this cool.

Astrocity spirit in gotham :D

This is so beautiful. Gets the hell gothamites must face every day, the threat the villains in the city represent and the hope Batman gives perfectly 

I thought this was a good time to bring this back

:’(

Lil Oatmeal

Lil Rice

Lil smoke salmon

^^^^ alternatively: lil lox

lil granola

Lil rabbit stew

lil tea  (mac & cheese if only foods count and not beverages)

lil noodle

Lil Sausage

lil crawdad

Lil Chicken (was waiting for someone to say Lil dick or Lil ass)

Lil Curly Fries

Nail biter....

but why

why not

Make this happen please

this is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

I think this is the new Punch Hitler in the face?

HIT HIM AGAIN

The chair, hit with the chair!!!

A font for sarcasm would be very useful.

Please for the love of all that is holy please somebody create a font for sarcasm...People keep thinking I'm a nice person.

Your daily reminder that GMOs are not evil - profit-mongering corporations are.

At least I know the future of my predominantly rice based diet will be safe

Testify!!

@fleamont can you verify?

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

What the… Lmao

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

Things heating up in the drink fandom

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

This is fucked up.

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

@cresselian

i love the level of intensities between each post