What is this I don't even

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

World Heritage Post

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

Sometimes I really do like bolt up in a cold sweat and remember that the whole mark of Cain arc like barely touched on Abel at all and instead all the angst was fueled by cain’s oc wife

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

It's tiraMEsu not tirawesu

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.