Random Acts of Weirdness

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

i'll forever miss how the internet felt before you had to second-guess the authenticity of every single piece of media you came across. silly videos used to be just silly. fun was coincidental. wonder was just wonder. digital art had character and soul. AI has taken the taste out of everything and irreversibly poisoned the creative sphere and the people still pushing it forward are the doom of both joy and the quality of being.

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

It could be a sign of a bad temperament.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

Lindsey Graham dying while we wait for the official Mitch McConnell death announcement feels like sitcom writing

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

you people aren't CASTING