white boy wednesday

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

my bitch wife (now ex wife) just cummed in my mouth and left forever just walked out the door and also she killed my pet termite by stomping on it too

it wasnt dead immediately I carried its broken body to a hospital where it died in the lobby because no one would take me seriously because this country has gone to the proverbial and literal dogs. swerved to hit a husky and #DogMom on my way home just to make things right you know I have to lash out at the fucked world that did this to me and alvin (my termite)

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

scout TF2 5 years HRT

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

absolute fucking cinema. i'm so proud of you all