Big Dyke Energy

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

Worry about it kitten

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough