Take a Ride on my Handlebars

oh fuck the solarpunks just seedbombed a courthouse

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

"Strong Twink Summer" i kubrick-stare mutter into the bathroom mirror at 6am. "I will not be milk twink. I *will not* be a milk twink."

computer. tallahassee album by the mountain goats. loud enough to kill

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

幽玄

Hirō Isono (Japanese 1945-2013), Acrylic on canvas

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

batshit normal