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(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

WHEN do you ever feel that

the worms yearn for escape

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true