who are you people

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]