Holy hangover, batman.

happy pride month to this post specifically

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

The further we are from the time of Myspace the funnier this gets.

Btw, MySpace was cringe at the time because Facebook had just come out.

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

what about his penis my friend wants to know

Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men