My aesthetic is very misleading

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

We reached 214 with his meaning honestly I hope we reach 1000 with your kindness 212 / 1000

214 / 1000

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

good news is my outdated mobile version still works fine. really awesome platform when a months out of date revision works objectively better than the most recent

hang on. if my months outdated mobile app still allows me to properly sort thru notes on post. does that not imply they’re handling this change pretty much entirely frontend and just hiding/not loading the truncated parts of the chain?

the long awaited sequel to "what the hell looks this website's backend like": "this website frontend must be insane too"

I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate

I’m gonna say this the nicest way I can but if a girl never posts any full body pictures there is probably a reason

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

Will never not reblog an incredible classic

Original poster deactivated 18’th of February 2017

I'm gonna be so real with you guys. I'm gonna be 100% honest. I really don't care if writing HP fanfic or rereading the books or buying unlicensed merch actually I directly benefits Joanne. my objection first and foremost is that anyone who knows that woman's politics and still refuses to get that wand out of their ass is just an insufferable dork.

the people trying to "um actually" and give me their crybaby sob story about why it's impossible for them, personally, to move on from HP are so funny. like. I don't care. you can't appeal to emotion or logic me out of this my principled philosophical stance is that I think you suck.

Perhaps this isn’t surprising because I’m a sweaty nerd that thinks most sports are incredibly boring but I hate that I can’t get the medicine I need easily because some people use it to cheat at shit that Literally Doesn’t Matter. Like yeah I guess it sucks if you care about sportsball that some people use substances to get an advantage but also what does that have to do with me. Could you imagine if you went to the store and they told you “sorry you can’t actually get this computer part without a license and seven technology specialist appointments because some people use it to cheat at Fortnite” I’m so over it!!