"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD
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"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.
okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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some of these are from @buggystardust
cr memes part 13 I think
“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
I love how Occtis and Wicander who are on a path to correct their family's wrong, managed to travel with the two most passionate haters of their family (Julien and Thimble) who incidentally also became their murder machine bodyguards all the while shitting on them.
Btw the said haters also lived under the Roof of the same house and will kill each other on sight.

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Everybody in the club Yield to my will
-The Lost Boys the Musical (2026)
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
Watched the guy who didn't like musicals in London a few weeks ago. It was fucking transcendent. Have been very normal about it since
Detect Evil and Good

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Observed today:
Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.
Girl 1: can it die?
Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.
The Legend of Vox Machina is a deeply philosophical show that asks important questions such as: “what if the Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov had a gun?”
I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

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The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt
"She wants the D," I said. And: "The D stands for dead."
Things that aren't in the bible:
The serpent in the garden being Satan
Cain killing Abel with a stone
Jesus being a carpenter
Pestilence being one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Baby Moses being put in the river
Solomon speaking to animals
To clarify some stuff:
Moses is placed on the bank of the river. It's up to you if that counts as in the river, but the image of his basket being swept down the stream (such as seen in the movie Prince of Egypt) isn't in the bible.
Most translations do call Jesus a carpenter, but the original Greek uses the word 'tekton' which means craftsman. It can mean a carpenter, but I'm personally partial to Jesus being a stone mason.
Some more things that aren't in the bible:
The fruit of the tree of knowledge being an apple
The golden calf being a false god (it's specifically stated to be a representation of the God, using God's name)
The Exodus Pharaoh being called Ramses
Moses being Pharaoh's brother
Ooh to add to this:
Original Sin
The Immaculate Conception (note that this is not the same thing as the Virgin Birth, although people often confuse them)
Jonah getting swallowed by a whale (it was a fish, or possibly two fish)
Three wise men (there were three gifts and an unspecified number of wise men)
Anything indicating that Satan rules hell, that hell has multiple layers, or that there are specific punishments for specific sins
Any mention of leprosy aka Hansen's disease (the condition the Septuagint translates as λεπρός has completely different symptoms from the condition that came to be known as leprosy in English)
Isaac being a child during his near-sacrifice
And some Jewish specific ones for the Tanakh, because we can’t let Christians have all the fun:
Yitro converting to Judaism
Avraham smashing his father’s idols
Moshe having a stutter due to burning his mouth on hot coals
Miriam’s Well
Any mention of the lulav and etrog being shaken on Sukkot (Vayikra says to collect the Four Species, but nowhere in the written Tanakh are we actually told what to do with them)
Literally anything about Hanukkah (Sefer HaMakabim is not canonical)