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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@perhapssynapse
my writing ability currently feels on par with that of likeβ¦. a seven year old. iβm just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly canβt.
the url makes this so much funnierΒ
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You will never be a mad scientist like the motherfuckers at r/macarons
Luckily this lady is just a pastry chef and not building death rays
The base Macaron is in itself a very technical task, and they're notorious for being difficult to bake. Lots of things can go wrong: your merengue can be the wrong texture, the merengue can refuse to foam up at all from trace oils in the bowl, the ingredients love to misbehave if they're not measured precisely, a shell can refuse to form or dry cracked, the oven can have weird drafts that make the cookies sag, your flavor ingredients can mess up the recipe, you can break the shell trying to release them from the tray, and so on. It's almost stupid hard to get consistently viable macarons, and these people practice a lot to get to this point.
Not to be deterred from the already difficult task of creating good macarons, these people are making experimental flavors, irregular shapes, complex designs, even handpainting designs with foodsafe watercolors. Sometimes for free.
I'm glad this kind of technical skill and dedication is put towards delicious cookies, because if these people were into making bioweapons or something instead, we'd all be so fucked
yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didnβt think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
Frogs wearing flower hats!
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Finished my LOTR Studio Ghibli crossover finally... cant wait to do some other scenes!!
Ok. You know what. If they ever do a remake of LotR. It should be a ghibli animated series
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Sea shanty about a crew disappearing at sea but as itβs sung fewer and fewer people are singing until itβs just one person left.
joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please
irs.
Emotionally I think I really need it to be autumn
a very short poem for august (s.r.m.)
earphones arenβt enough i need this song to possess me
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Thank you bus drivers thank you janitors thank you pilots thank you truck drivers thank you airline stewardesses thank you waiters thank you line cooks thank you rideshare drivers
me after loosening up on the routine that keeps me functioning as a person: why am I not functioning as a person
