A Civilized Goblin

a mosquito bit my neck :( the fucking audacity of that little bastard, that area is reserved for rich mysterious yet endearing vampires

i know twilight gets shit on a lot but if a boy told me he was a supernatural creature who was in love w/ me in the pacific northwest woods i too would risk it all 

now THAT’S what i call BED & BREAKFAST!!!

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

This is the future liberals (me) want

turn the jets on for him !!!

yeah let him have some bubbles

Pawpaganda

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

Why does he look like he’s on his way to re-colonize half the world?

About to Kentucky Fry some Chicken

Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

please tell your dog that i adore them and they’re perfect

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

He is a noble knight in days of old!