pure love

happy new years! be a faggot!!!! thats an order! !

it's so funny that people were telling each other to kill themselves over steven universe. like ive never watched it so i guess i could be wrong but i feel like the moral of the show is that you shouldn't do stuff like that probably

idk maybe in season 2 episode 3 garnet and ruby sing a heartwarming duet about how it's okay to tell someone to kill themself if they annoy you online. but i feel like probably not

i got an insulated metal water bottle recently after using plastic ones for years and oh my god ice water is so addictive. this shit SLAPS i get so excited to drink water thats crazy

sucking balls and all

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it