Eugh! Blegh! Ptooey!

“average Starfleet officer steals the Enterprise 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average officer steals 0 starships per year. Science Officer Spock, who steals the Enterprise whenever a friend is in danger, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

edgin and xenk from dungeons and dragons honor among thieves have jedediah and octavius from the night at the museum trilogy energy sorry i don’t make the rules

Thank you bus drivers thank you janitors thank you pilots thank you truck drivers thank you airline stewardesses thank you waiters thank you line cooks thank you rideshare drivers

you know what’s funny. discord started as a gaming app. like it was so you could do voice calls during games. now it’s the home to hundreds of microcommunities’ drama the likes of which you have never seen

let all the boogie