YAY HAMLET!

Made me worse but love it anyway <3

What are these acronyms?

Collected all the replies from OP up until now....they are at their limit..... perhaps they are finally done

dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels

I would argue Ryan Reynolds is at least starting out on here with the correct vibes

i’m a film student

who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

midweek mood

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 1989, dir. Rob Reiner

Larry the Cat, the government-appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 4 UK Prime Ministers and one monarch.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

A pig is pure inertia given a shape for it to live in. It has no questions about what it is, because it doesn’t care. It exists to stay in one place until it suddenly refuses to be in only one place. Every pig is made of the unbalanced force upon which other objects must move. No pig is domesticated. They all hold the boar inside of them. Inertia looks like black bristlebacks and ivory tusks and a glare in the beady eye which will never blink, only close its eye. Because of the nature of a pig’s spine, it can never look up and see the starry sky. But that does not matter to a pig, because a pig is the only thing in all the world which is always aware it is moving 67,000 miles per hour. It knows that every star in the sky would die eventually, and nothing exists in a vacuum–especially not a pig.