Oh, my darling, what if you fly?

the thing about me is I'm cute, laid back and easy going but in like a really intense and stressful kinda way

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip