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vegans will be like "is anyone else going to make the world's most inappropriate Holocaust comparison" and not wait for an answer

I look forward to all the Jew haters who were foaming at the mouth and speaking in tongues about how "We're paying for Israel's healthcare!" to not care in the slightest that we're giving $300B to Iran.

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

Booty shorts slogan

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

13 years later we must all admit, nothing fucks as hard as the dragon age inquisition tarot cards

i think people think the ancient israelites are completely made up because they appear in the Bible and the Bible is Fake.

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

we’re banning use of the phrase judeo-christian. there truly is no such thing. what people mean is christian interpretation of the old testament and all the ideas and ‘values’ they pushed onto the world for 2 millennia and they’re too lazy to distinguish that from the fundamentally different ethno-religious group christians took the book from in the first place