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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
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Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”
You understand me
"How do you turn this ... HELLO? HELLO??"
"Dad? Dad! Just ... you don't need to stand that close to the scrying orb. All I can see is your eye just ... just step back!"
"SON? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOUR MOTHER WANTED ME TO ASK YOU ..."
"Oh, you don't know what you're doing. Let me. HONEY! IT'S MOM!"
"Y-yes, Mom. I know. That's how scrying orbs work. I can see you."
"HONEY, I WAS TRYING THIS NEW INCANTATION AND NOW MY TULIPS ARE BREATHING FIRE. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DE-SPELL?"
"It's ... it's 'dispell' Mom, I ... look, I'll have one of the kids open a portal and we'll be right over. Just, no more incantations if you don't know where they come from, okay?"
"OH YOU KIDS ARE SO SMART WITH THESE THINGS. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP YOUR FATHER TOO. IT'S BEEN RAINING IN THE GARAGE SINCE TUESDAY."
"I told you I'm handling it!"
"Animating brooms to carry rainwater is not handling it, George!"
Wild Cards
Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.
Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”
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Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!
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Everyone: Orpheus, why do you keep singing that melody?
Orpheus:
hot things to say during sex
inventory is full
I’m out of range
I can’t carry any more
that spell isn’t ready yet
I need to target something first
it’s too far away
someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?
me, socialist:
Let homeless people occupy peopleless homes, build houses for use rather than exchange, 3D print comfortable houses in a day, convert corporate skyscrapers into housing and commercial malls into publicly-accessible community centers with living commons and entertainment
When you say it to people and they break
“But the money? … we can’t just? But, Money? We can’t just… help… people? Can we? The Money. We can’t just help people? Like that? We can’t just? Money?”
To really break them, tell them it’s cheaper to give homeless people homes than it is to leave them on the street.
The same people who balk at the idea of giving homeless people free housing and giving everyone healthcare are the same people who don’t bat an eye at spending trillions on the military and billions on a racist wall
g…gamer dress
this one
OP you’re missing the best part
You missed the best part. After they said “Unfortunately No”, they also said they were looking to be better than that. So, at least use the whole tweet.
They’re obviously listening to the community.
They’re actually trying
I am very proud of Cranium Apparel for being so willing to take criticism and actually reach out to find out what the female community wanted.
That said, this parody is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen:
you know what really gets me GOING?? being kind to people
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Having a bad day? Here’s a sleepy Isabelle
I don’t frequently post non-medical political things, but this is the best way I’ve seen the border wall issue put.
Happy 42nd birthday Taliesin Jaffe
(January 19th 1977 BC)
because they fucking
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next question
DM when their players are genuinly enjoying themselves, work together and don’t try to break the game every minute:
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Here's to all the pets dealing with the new year fireworks, I hope you're all okay
