october

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

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Blue Lois

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

@ascreamforhelp

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

ummm op its really weird to headcanon kris to have an agab based off of the extremely flimsy information that the area based off of their childhood is called mancountry and the egg stuff is in there and this was clearly a place they once fit in but not anymore . if you dont want to misgender nonbinary people you should never acknowledge the ones that have any sort of relationship with their agab at all or they arent nonbinary . instead you should draw them in a binder and complaining about periods and wearing pigtails as a little kid and getting dysphoric over their feminine body the way all nonbinary people do

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose