Howdy Nasty

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

started watching the x-files in 2026 and there are many appeals to the show but certainly one of them is fox "spooky" mulder as the narrative's punching bag. He's vaguely psychic. He gets strapped to a gurney and has his memory forcibly erased. he's absolutely enamored with the five foot three doctor they called in to debunk his theories. he's traumatized by the disappearance of his sister. it's only been four episodes

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"