I'M GOING TO GO INSANE this is an opinion piece from a state rep and the whole article is downright deranged but "the left maintains a disciplined front" might be the funniest quote of the year
happy birthday "the left maintains a disciplined front"
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I'M GOING TO GO INSANE this is an opinion piece from a state rep and the whole article is downright deranged but "the left maintains a disciplined front" might be the funniest quote of the year
happy birthday "the left maintains a disciplined front"

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Shen Qingqiu: Shen Jiu may not be with us anymore, but at least he's in a better place now
Yue Qingyuan: So it's true, his soul made its way to the afterlife
Shen Qingqiu: No, I meant Shanghai China
Yue Qingyuan: What?
Shen Qingqiu: Specifically in the body of a rich young man with a family that loves him (and access to the best therapists in the country)
Yue Qingyuan: Oh, I guess that is a better place
Shen Qingqiu: Yeah, definitely better than a damp prison with no limbs
Yue Qingyuan: WHAT?!
First season of FMA:B is actually unreasonably funny because every episode at the 2 minute mark Ed goes “remember Al we can’t let anyone know our bodies are metal and we committed human transmutation. Because the military will probably execute us” and then every episode at the 14 minute mark Ed is screaming at the top of his lungs about how he and Al are made of metal and committed human transmutation. And also the President of the Military is there smiling and nodding and not giving a fuck because Ed is the military’s specialist little boy and he’s expressly permitted to commit murder in the streets and do arson and treason and tax evasion if he’s got enough hands for it and that’s completely fine because, as previously stated, he’s their specialist little sacrifice boy.
And also the military already knows he committed human transmutation and they think that’s really really great. It’s their favorite Edward Elric fun fact.
@redrobin-detective it is in fact a really great subversion of the “teenage protagonist successfully has the Adult Institution scrambling and fumbling, due to his cunning teenage wiles.” Ed DOES fancy himself cunning, but he’s literally only getting away with this because Bradley Is Letting Him. For the first several seasons they’re just letting him.
In the arc leading up to the Promised Day when all cards are out on the table, adult military strategist Roy Mustang is leading a charge against the establishment while Ed has faked his death and gone into hiding as, genuinely, the only thing he’s capable of doing on his own as a naive and scared 16 year old just trying to survive.
'on his own' even then he's being babysat by two chimeras and a homunculus + prince having a custody dispute over a teenage body! And before then half the time Mustang is lobbing problems at Ed like enrichment in their enclosure, or Armstrong, Ross, Brosh and Hughes are keeping an eye on him - he is regularly on his own in the field or when he's going rogue to be a curious little shit, but there's very often the hand of an adult present! Even several! It takes a village to raise a smartass child soldier and his brother 💕
(It's also really fun once the gloves come off and Bradley goes 'okay your special little boy privileges are revoked. That includes you Mustang btw I'm taking your toys away'. Timeout for naughty disruptive scientist-magician-soldiers.)
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I'd tell you but I'm afraid I'd get chancelled.
i've been holding on to this comic for almost a year and i think it's still the funniest thing i've ever drawn. happy pride 🏳🌈

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all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat
Invent a look this iconic and I think you should get to use it in every series.
It was actually her assistants conspiring lmao
The funniest part to me is the way that she doesn't even believe her assistants are responsible for this. She 100% blames Edward "fictional character who can't directly affect the real world unless made to do so" Elric.
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Since Ghost Yuan doesn't really have a described design, I wanted to make one myself ^-^ (based on @particle90272's svsss x tgcf fic That Time I Transmigrated As A God).
I added a satchel because of how he liked collecting plants and other things, made his robes more earth-toned so he could blend in better, + a dagger in case he can't use his magic bow. #BIGHATSUPREMACY I don't think NEARLY enough fics give Shen Yuan a giant mysterious hat sighhh
Here's some more doodles hehe

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"You have improved," the swordmaster said.
"Thanks to my new sword," said the student.
The swordmaster studied the blade and frowned. "This is enchanted?"
"You know about cursed swords that whisper that you should kill?"
"Yes?"
"This tells me I'm loved and valid."
"Ah. Well. It's not wrong."
oh god oh god the illness
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Something that I think is key to Shen Yuan is that he is actually very good at picking out inconsistencies: he's a professional hater, after all, and notices immediately when somebody is acting in a way that contradicts what he's come to expect from them.
The problem is that, due also to being a professional hater, whenever he encounters something he doesn't understand, he has a tendency to simply immediately denounce it as 'absurd' or 'stupid', or simply 'incomprehensible', without updating his mental model or trying to figure out if there's something he's missing.
He's the guy who thinks he already knows better than anyone else - the one who doesn't hesitate for a second to call a character's actions 'OOC' even when the author himself says otherwise. Who doesn't hesitate to declare that he understands a character better than even the author does. And he's not entirely wrong (at least, when it comes to Luo Binghe and PIDW as a whole), but he's also unbelievably stubborn and has shut off his brain to any possibility of new development. He's also the guy who says that a character is acting 'OOC' after an extended period of thematic improvement and growth, because he doesn't like the fact that the story has gone in this direction but only knows how to express his opinions as objective fact.
He's intelligent, and loves to learn when it comes to certain subjects of interest (mainly monsters), but when it comes to other people, he's destructively incurious. If someone acts in a way he didn't expect from them - such as Luo Binghe openly flirting with him, or Liu Qingge acting protective, or either expressing anger when he gets too close to the other - he picks up on it immediately, and remarks on in inwardly, and then... immediately dismisses it. It's just 'strange behaviour', that's all. People behaving 'against their interests'. It's all just part of this ridiculous world Shen Yuan has been unceremoniously shoved into, and he can't possibly be expected to understand it all, right? It was all merely badly-written lowest-common-denominator porn, anyway. It is simply Not That Deep.
(And well: obviously this is all also a very good way to avoid confronting anything he might ever not wish to acknowledge. In the broad sense, that thing is 'I might sometimes be wrong about PIDW'. But more specifically... it is much easier simply to complain that Luo Binghe is messing things up for no reason than to acknowledge that he might be a little less straight than Shen Yuan believes him to be, or that Shen Yuan might not entirely mind when he makes these 'mistakes'.)
This is all why he works so well as an unreliable narrator: the clues to what's going on are all right there in front of him. You simply need to give these 'out of character' actions even five seconds' longer of thought than Shen Yuan himself did.
#He's such an interesting case where you can tell he LIKES people #he is notoriously sad when denied the opportunity to be around others! #and Binghe's fear of being abandoned for the friendship offered by CQMS is not unfounded!! #but at the same time he just... does not connect the dots socially a lot of the time? #I think in a lot of these cases of seeing others as acting weird it's almost always in relation to how others perceive HIM or HIS ACTIONS #it's like he sees himself as purely on the outside of interactions #either because he's The Reader or because he's a closeted gay man #so he's being *indulged* not being truly included... because being truly included would mean being truly known #and he finds that so deeply embarrassing (tags by @baixue-temple )
yess exactly, I think Shen Yuan’s biggest issue is that he is actually very smart (particularly with lateral/creative thinking, but analytically too!) and can be very good at reading people! but as soon as the reading has anything to do with himself those skills fall apart. Because this is a deeply closeted man who spent years in parts of the internet where being a real human being and not Ideal Man is cause to be mocked if not outright kicked out. So Shen Yuan, a notoriously adaptable person, has adapted so well to that environment that he becomes allergic to showing or admitting any vulnerability or emotion.
But Shen Yuan is good at reading people! He can tell when Luo Binghe is being manipulative and lying, but often flounders when it’s directed at him because he can’t admit to being weak to the spots Luo Binghe pokes at. He figures out Tianlang-jun almost immediately, and continues to suspect that Tianlang-jun is just heartbroken over Su Xiyan even while Tianlang-jun gives him a pretty good runaround of pretending not to care. He’s able to call out red flags in people’s stories—Qiu Haitang and Wu Chen, specifically—as being suspicious. He even knows almost immediately on meeting Yue Qingyuan that there is something deeper behind his relationship with Shen Jiu that never made it onto the page.
The problem is that Shen Yuan—highly social and adaptable and also a professional hater—is used to treating himself as a non-entity in his interactions. As baixue-temple said, he’s The Reader, or in personal relationships, he’s a chameleon without any sense of personhood of his own. It’s his best and favorite defense mechanism, which of course is utterly disastrous for a reality in which his personhood—both physical and interpersonal— can and does affect other people around him. He can’t do anything about those effects except to dismiss them as OOC, because acknowledging them as changes means acknowledging that he is, in fact, a real human being.