Sitting on a girl's bed watching her do a tarot reading and then whip out her laptop and then nodding her head solemenly and pulling out her laptop placing it on top of the tarot card and video calling her boyfriend with zero warning to break up with him. While I'm still in her room.
Some author's notes on this post
- yes we did fuck directly after this
- no it was not a good idea
If I knew this post was gonna spread around I would include the fact that the reason that we fucked is that she proceeded to do a tarot reading on me and looked at the cards and very solemnly went "I think.... The cards are telling me.... One night stand."




















