Hi call me Pepper

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

be around people who think everything about you is a big deal. your birthday. favorite food. favorite flowers. you in general. a big deal.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

Joy and whimsy detected! This snower (snail shower) is joyful and whimsical! 🐌🚿

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

when you reach enough amount of followers, you will encounter entitled people who think they can tell you what you can and can’t post on your own blog. always ignore those cunts

where would we be without friend OCs... nowhere good!

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]