e.pentori

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

Second rule is leave no survivors

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

"Do it scared" "do it alone" what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

we need positivity posts for people who suck at shuffling cards

not only do i put a little line through my 7s but i put one through my Zs too. i’m sick and twisted. you’re never getting out of this network of caves alive.

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

i am my mothers gay daughter call that the fruit of her labor

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord