fore-written to calamity

Let’s all actually do this

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

do you want to play dead bodies with me

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair