fore-written to calamity

If you prefer video gaming, you have an “action” soul. If you like to sit down with a glass of water, you are a “breeze” type person. Those who love to play music are “wish type” person

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

even your sicko friend has a friend that's more of a sicko than them. it's like how your therapist has a therapist

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

i think its fine to have limited tastes in media if you understand your limitations. like i wont shame someone if they only watch cartoons because thats their choice but i also dont think you can go making hot takes about the horror genre if the scariest thing youve watched this decade was the owl house finale. that seems ill advised.