fore-written to calamity

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

do you want to play dead bodies with me

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

nice medievalism you’ve got there. why is it entirely in shades of grey and brown

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever