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if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you

I've never found it unrealistic when an adventure game protagonist can hear the faint echo of stone grinding upon stone and know by the sound alone that it must be that mysterious door they passed by twenty minutes ago spontaneously opening because these are just skills you develop when you live with cats.

nothing beats the intimacy of being silly together

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

people are so fucking negative about artfight every year i just want to play drawing characters you will not dim my sparkle im going to have fun

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

This could've been a yuri

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

Romeo and Juliet retelling but it's a married couple who are planning to carve time out of their busy schedules to go out together, but she decides to take a little nap to try to get more energy to stay up later, and when he finds her asleep he assumes she's gone to bed for real so he goes all the way to sleep (I'm talking sleep mask + vaporub + white noise + melatonin, or whatever routine people do for a REALLY good sleep) and when she wakes up from her nap and finds him out cold she just goes to bed too. Tragic 😔

I need to build a collection of these low-stakes Modern Shakespeare retellings

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode