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if you’re reading this, i’m wishing for the universe to be kind to you

learn to associate cleaning with pride instead of shame and your quality of life will improve in ways you can't even imagine btw

like I'm sympathetic, it's hard work, it takes some degree of mental organisation and physical capacity that is not equally accessible to every human being on earth. I know. but regardless of how much you can do and how often, you will get better results across the board if you can frame it as positive effort towards a better situation instead of perpetually self flagellating for having the sin of being a solid thing in physical space that steadily accumulates dirt no matter what just like everything else on earth

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

if i ever wrote a character that was not meant to be eggy but the girls started telling me she's 100% a trans girl i wouldn't be saying "art is subjective, though He wasn't written with that intention" or any of that bullshit, i'd be saying "woohoo", "fuck yes", "this is the best thing to ever happen to me" and things of similar nature

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

Never forget, you always have your OCs that you made when you were 16. You can always bring them back...

I’m not afraid to admit that girls with big biceps affect me the same way a laser pointer affects a cat.

Hey, quick question—why so much pain all the time? Why so much ouchie owwie oh no it hurts?

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma