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me hanging out w/ multiple people
them: *are having a good time together, sharing inside jokes, talking about shared interests, laughing, et cetera, and so on, and so forth, and such like*
me: *is walking five steps behind them, trying to give off the impression that iâm just astral projecting and thus feel cool and calm and apathetic about the current happenings, but really is just trying to ignore the feeling that i donât really.. belong*
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general rule of thumb: history was gayer than you have been led to believe
my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life
do you know how cute i would be if i had more moneyÂ
I want attention and affection and intimacy and mushy shit.
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sassy english teachers are the best because theyâre beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
employer: why do you want this job?
me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itâs actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUâRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I donât even care if it actually works, Iâm mostly reblogging because itâs freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Yâknow I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
it is International Womenâs Day and National Pancake day and that is honestly such a beautiful thing because I love eating both
why are eighteen thousand people completely fine with cannibalism
oh my sweet summer child
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You hear all these âyouâre not a real fan unlessâ and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadnât been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
I told the guy at the comic shop when I went in for Black Widow that Iâd seen a few Harley Quinn panels on Tumblr and thought it looked badass but didnât know where to start because my entire involvement in DC fandom was watching the Batman cartoon as a kid. This guy sitting at one of the tables playing Yu-Gi-Oh, wearing a comic shirt and carrying a definitely-hardcore-fan amount of swag, spins around and goes âdude! Youâve never read DC? Check out the back issues wall. Theyâve got all kinds of Harley Quinn.â He then proceeded to explain how âNew 52âł was a spinoff, and had some split opinions in the fandom, but either continuity is good as long as you pick one and stay with it so you donât get mixed on whatâs going on.Â
True fans love to see other people loving the stuff they love.
See how easy it is to be âthat cool person who helped me get into Xâ instead of âthat asshole who made me feel bad for not knowing everything about Xâ?
ITâS NOT EVEN DIFFICULT TO NOT BE A SHITLORD. YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. And you never had one.
Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you donât really understand exactly how young you are. Like I literally babysat kids your age. And I want to remind y'all that I am an adult. And there are lots of adults on this website. And if any adult, even an 18 year old, comes on to you or makes you feel uncomfortable in any way, you are 100% within your rights to report it, and please please please donât let yourself fall for their lines of âoh youâre very mature for your ageâ or some shit because I promise you that no matter what, to someone my age, you are a CHILD, and theyâre preying on you. Your safety is important, so please exercise caution in all your online interactions
Love Is Lifting These Queer Couples Higher In Incredible Trick Photo Series
Theyâve been swept off their feet!
FinallyâŠthe gay agenda is almost complete. Weâre growing more powerful by the minute.
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golden eagle having a relaxing time
This is the worldâs largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.
I feel like this is the next step up on âloose your fingersâ roulette from petting a kittieâs tummy, but just below belly rubs for say a lion.
Can someone who knows birds better than I do tell me whether this eagle is as happy as it looks? Â Because I want it to be happy. Â It looks so happy. Â Bewildered by having a friend, but so happy.
Just popping on this thread to confirm: yes, the eagle is happy about the belly rubs. Golden eagles make this sound when receiving allopreening and similar affectionate and soothing treatment from their parents and mates. Itâs the âI am safe and well fed, and somebody familiar is taking good care of meâ sound. Angry raptors and wounded raptors make some pretty dramatic hisses and shrieks; frightened raptors go dead silent and try to hide if they can, or fluff up big and get loud and in-your-face if hiding isnât an option. They can easily sever a finger or break the bones of a human hand or wrist, and even with a very thick leather falconerâs gauntlet, Iâve known falconers to leave a mews (hawk house) with graphic punctures THROUGH the gauntlet into the meat of their hands and arms, just from buteos and kestrels way smaller than this eagle. A pissed off hawk will make damn sure you donât try twice whatever you pulled that pissed her off, even if sheâs been human-imprinted.
If youâre ever unsure about an animalâs level of okayness with something thatâs happening, there are three spot-check questions you can ask, to common-sense your way through it:
1. Is the animal capable of defending itself or making a threatening or fearful display, or otherwise giving protest, and if so, is it using this ability? (e.g. dog snarling or biting, swan hissing, horse kicking or biting)Â 2. Does the animal experience an incentive-based relationship with the human? (i.e. does the animal have a reason, in the animalâs frame of reference, for being near this human? e.g. dog sharing companionship / food / shelter, hawk receiving good quality abundant food and shelter and medical care from a falconer)
3. Is the animal a domesticated species, with at least a full century of consistent species cohabitation with humans? (Domesticated animals frequently are conditioned from birth or by selective breeding to be unbothered by human actions that upset their feral nearest relatives.)
In this situation, YES the eagle can self-defend, YES the eagle has incentive to cooperate with and trust the human handler, and NO the eagle is not a domesticated species, meaning we can expect a high level of reactivity to distress, compared to domestic animals: if the eagle was distressed, it would be pretty visible and apparent to the viewer. These arenât a universally applicable metric, but theyâre a good start for mammal and bird interactions.
Pair that with the knowledge that eagles reserve those chirps for calm environments, and you can be pretty secure and comfy in the knowledge that the big honkinâ birb is happy and cozy.
Also, to anybody wondering, falconers are almost single-handedly responsible for the recovery from near-extinction of several raptor species, including and especially peregrine falcons. Most hawks only live with the falconer for a year, and most of that year is spent getting the bird in ideal condition for survival and success as a wild breeding adult. Falconers are extensively trained and dedicated wildlife conservationists, pretty much by definition, especially in the continental USA, and they make up an unspeakably important part of the overall conservation of predatory bird species. Predatory birds are an important part of every ecosystem they inhabit. Just like apiarists and their bees, the relationship between falconer and hawk is one of great benefit to the animal and the ecosystem, in exchange for a huge amount of time, effort, expense, and education on the part of the human, for very little personal benefit to that one human. Itâs definitely not exploitation of the bird, and most hawks working with falconers are hawks who absolutely would not have reached adulthood without human help: the sick, the injured, and the âruntsâ of the nest who donât receive adequate resources from their own parents. These are, by and large, wonderful people who are in love with the natural world and putting a lifetime of knowledge and sheer exhausting work into conserving it and its winged wonders.
THIS POST IS SO GOOD.
Oh good. I mean I was pretty sure that a golden eagle could let it be known when it ainât happy, but itâs nice to not only have it confirmed, but confirmed with behaviour references I can look up and confirm myself.
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American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridgeâs Defense of the Dark Arts class.
âWhy would you need to know about sex? If you arenât having it, there will be no need for protectionâ
okay but this is the most accurate thing iâve ever seen? amazing.
Let us take a moment to observe the awesomeness of octopus.
My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopusâ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.
A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.
The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. Thatâs not just intelligence, thatâs a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can beâŠ
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