May all your bacon burn.

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

wishing a very bearable seasonal affective disorder to all who observe

THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE

in full honesty 25 an hour is equivalent to what half of these boomer lawmakers were earning back in the 70s at jobs that are equivalent or easier then what we work today 15 is what we need to survive, 25 is what wages would be if they stayed properly adjusted over the last 50 years, those two things are not the same

what kind of plane need 21 pilots

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it

Wow that’s good to know

This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body

Yeltsa Kcir. omg

I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU THEY DID THIS AND YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME. YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID THEY DO THIS. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW.

the felines are developing long range weaponry skills