crazy internet person

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

If a particular air freshener scent is only ever used in bathrooms it becomes the smell of shit by proxy

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

Cross stitch is crazy and I don’t have the mental capacity or patience for it I say as I power through a full adult sized garment made up entirely of intricate colourwork using fingering weight yarn

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.