HaveALittleFaith

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

carlisle

THE LAST ONE

Even villians got to smell nice.

ashcostello

OMG

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

One of my dear friends is a tattoo artist (and his wife is heavily inked), and their child asked “How old will I be when the pictures start to appear?”

oh jesus that’s adorable.

what do you call a sunburnt penis

Kyle this is the worst

update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

BANDIT PLATE

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

dead absolutely dead

Omg that last one tho