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i want to dance with someone at 3 am to old calm 60s songs, neither of us knowing how to dance but itās fine cause we love each other and in that moment, nothing else matters

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Laugh From Around The World In Messages.
From fb.
If you struggle with anxiety, overwhelm, or just plain feeling like a failure, I have a mantra for you thatās been really helping me out lately:
Just show up.
I used to skip class because the whole thing was so overwhelming: I had to get dressed in something clean even though I never had the energy to do laundry, walk to school, sit in class for up to three hours, plus pay attention, take notes, and participate in discussion. In reality, I was being a perfectionist, and life would have been a lot easier for me if I had Just Shown Up. By staying home because of my depression and anxiety, I wasnāt giving myself the chance to do any of that. I was such a perfectionist that being a ābadā or average student was unthinkable, so I stopped being a student at all.
If youāre having trouble getting something done, Just Show Up. You donāt have to be employee of the month. You donāt have to be valedictorian. Just Show Up.
ime it also helps to be like āyou dont have to stay the whole time, you just have to goā bc most of the time once youre there itās fine. a lot of things are like that, like⦠you dont have to finish the dishes, just start them. a lot of the time once you start a task itās easier to finish than to stop, especially if you can trick yourself like āafter five more minutes if i still feel bad iāll go homeā or āafter washing two more dishes i can stop for todayā
even if you donāt finish the task, you started it, and by completing part of it you lessened your future workload and ALSO taught your brain that things may not be as daunting as they seem
This is wisdom! Peace!
you know what years of therapy taught me - Redefine success
so what if no one else gets how the things you define as successes are victories because you have to
so you got to work - success
you used public transport - success
you went to the supermarket instead of ordering online and didnāt just buy things you dindāt want because you got scared - MASSIVE success
Redefine success, your body moved the goal posts, there is no shame in acknwoledging that
no one:
literally nobody:
the poles when someone mentions their country/language:

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Physically, I may be here. But mentally I am in a small coastal village in New England, it's late afternoon in autumn and I am wearing a flannel and drinking apple cider. I'm sitting on my back porch, surrounded by trees, and the only sound is the faint sound of the waves crashing onto the shore in the distance.
admiring the stockings. 1940ās.
#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHATāS BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS
Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said āLook I can give you the names, but youāll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.ā And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, āIām giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.ā Weāre going to get rid of them.ā
āI looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, āWell, sir, if the general pleases, sir, Iāll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.ā
āAnd he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, āSir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelpsās name may be second, but mine will be first.ā
āThen I looked at him, and I said, āSir, youāre right. Theyāre lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the driversāevery woman in the WAC detachmentāand there were about nine hundred and eighty something of usāthen Iāll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since weāve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.ā
āAnd he said, āForget the order.ā
- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America
Iāve reblogged this before but it didnāt have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM.
So, when someone sits down to write a fiction about Women commandos, and a Dudebro steps in to sayĀ āHuh, that is so unrealistic huh.āĀ
Harold⦠oh, Haroldā¦sit down, shut up, and stay out of our way.
History is infinitely gayer than a lot of people want to admit <3
What if Mike was short for Micycle
every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
What if bike was short for bichael
oh my fucking god
pls give me 1(one) reason aces have ever been oppressed, and 1(one) example of aces being a part of lgbt history(before 2004 at least) and then maybe iāll consider the idea that aces belong in the lgbt community lol
Proof of the existence of asexuals in LGBT+ communities before 2000:
The Golden Orchid association (1644-1949) - a group of women in China that included lesbians, bisexuals, andĀ āwomen who wanted to avoid both marriage options, and any romantic or sexual partnershipā that today we would call asexual or aromantic.Ā
Another Golden Orchid association link (which, interestingly, describes what appears to be a poly relationship).Ā
Personal experience of a queer-identifying person noting that aces were part of the bi communityĀ in the 80s and 90s.
A book published in 1999 supports the previous link of someoneās personal experience, and notes that asexuals could be considered part of KinseyāsĀ āGroup 3ā³ (the bisexuals) because they wereĀ āabout equally homosexual and heterosexualā andĀ āhave no strong preferences for one or the otherā just like bisexuals.Ā
Another book that supports the personal experience source by noting that asexuals were considered part of the bisexualĀ āGroup 3ā³, which was published in 1999.
Another post of someoneās personal experiences of asexuals being part of the LGBT+ community in the 90s.Ā
A source from 1999 noting that, while some female-female relationships in the early to mid-twentieth century were obviously lesbian relationships, not all of them were, but that it would be a mistake to label them all āfriendshipsā. It specifically notes that asexual partnered relationships also existed.Ā
This book describes a series of interviews done in 1990 by Catherine Whitney who interviewed heterosexual women married to gay men, and found that they were often asexual. It also describes how, in 1990, Ann Landers (a very popular advice columnist) asked her readers if married couples could enjoy a full life without sex and was flooded with 35,000 responses from people of all ages who had little or no sex and didnāt miss it. It also describes how āBoston marriageā was originally coined with a not-necessarily-always-accurate implication that such a relationship between women was nonsexual, but that later on the assumption was reversed to imply women in a sexual lesbian relationship, and how that caused some women involved in such relationships to hide the asexual nature of their relationships for fear of being called frauds by the larger lesbian community.
This 1997 book that statesĀ āTo be a Kinsey 3 (bisexual) is to be equally attracted to men and women, i.e. completely bisexualā¦it is also to be equally unattracted to men and women, i.e. completely asexual. Bisexuality is never about two, only about one ā asexual, or self-fulfilling ā or three ā continuously and equally attracted to both men and womenā.
Proof of asexuality being considered as a concrete, distinct orientation before 2000:
One of the first online posts about asexuality in its current use, was made in 1997.Ā
A study on anorexia and bulemia in gay and bisexual men done in 1999 found that 58% of anorexia patients were asexual.Ā
The 1997 Australasian Gay & Lesbian Law Journal mentions asexual as aĀ ārelevant sexual identityā.
A 1983 issue of the Journal of Sex Research studied the Mental Health Implications of Sexual Orientation among heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and asexual people.Ā
The article āAsexuality as Orientation: Some Historical Perspectivesā describes different historical studies on asexuality, including a study from Johnson in 1977 where the word asexual was used to describe womenĀ āregardless of physical or emotional condition, actual sexual history, and marital status or ideological orientation, [who] seem to prefer not to engage in sexual activityā. It also describes a 1980 study by Storms who included asexual as one of four orientation categories when mapping out sexual orientation. It also describes a 1983 study by Nurius that found out of 685 participants, 5% of males and 10% of females were asexual. It also describes a 1990 study by Berkley et al. that included questionsĀ ārelated to homosexuality, heterosexuality, and asexualityā and included four items (out of 45) that were specific to asexuality.Ā
This book published in 1922 contains a lot of what I personally would describe as narcissism and pseudo-science, but acknowledges asexuality nonetheless:Ā āIn addition to the ordinary distinctive males and females, we have asexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, and old women of both sexes.ā
This book from 1996 that notes āA transsexual may have a heterosexual orientation, a homosexual orientation, a bisexual orientation ā or an asexual orientationā and clarifies that āa very small number ā are asexual or bisexual.ā
This book mentions a study by Malyon in 1981 that noted the options available to gay and lesbian teenagers choosing whether, or how, to come out by ā[describing] three possible modes of adaptation in adolescence: repression of sexual desire, suppression of homosexual impulses in favor of heterosexual or asexual orientation, or a homosexual disclosure.ā
Kinds of oppression that asexuals face:
Eunjung Kim wrote a chapter titled āHow Much Sex Is Healthy? The Pleasures of Asexualityā that describes how āthe absence of sexual desires, feelings, and activities is seen as abnormal and reflective of poor healthā in Western contemporary cultureĀ ābecause of the explicit connection between sexual activeness and healthinessā and argues thatĀ āmedical explanations of asexuality as an abnormality that has to be corrected constitute a large part of the stigmatization and marginalization experienced by asexual people.ā It also discusses the ways in which some groups, specifically Asian American males, that are desexualized can erase the space for asexual Asian American men to simply exist.
Asexuals also face sexual harassment, rape threats,Ā corrective sexual assault, and corrective rape (which, no, is not a lesbian-only term according to actual South Africans) specifically because they are asexual.Ā
There was a recent study by the AAU to identify sexual assault on college campuses, and broke down the responders to their survey by sexual orientation, including asexual. The results clearly show that asexuals are not immune to unwanted sexual contact, stalking, intimate partner violence, or sexual harassment.
A chapter ofĀ āAsexualities: Feminist and Queer Perspectivesā that notes the specific way that asexual people are talked to/about:Ā āBecause asexual difference cannot be iterated in the linguistic field where sex and a sexed position dominate the discourse of sexuality and desire, the asexual subject is linguistically and visually dismantled and reconstructed in the position of a fetish object. This fetishistic conversion happens because the asexual person is made into an image, or spectacle, for consumption.ā andĀ āThe difference between the unassailable asexual (someone who lacks all of the traits commonly blamed for asexuality such as past history of abuse, disability, etc.) and the spectacular asexual is that while the unassailable asexual allegedly makes asexuality digestible for a skeptical public and presents an accessible image, the spectacular asexual is always consumed as a fetish object, regardless of mental health, ability, and gender.ā
The studyĀ āIntergroup bias towardĀ āGroup Xā: Evidence of prejudice, dehumanization, avoidance, and discrimination of asexualsā is exactly what it sounds like. The articleās abstract states:Ā āIn two studies (university student and community samples) we examined the extent to which those not desiring sexual activity are viewed negatively by heterosexuals. We provide the first empirical evidence of intergroup bias against asexuals (the so-called āGroup Xā), a social target evaluated more negatively, viewed as less human, and less valued as contact partners, relative to heterosexuals and other sexual minorities. Heterosexuals were also willing to discriminate against asexuals (matching discrimination against homosexuals). Potential confounds (e.g., bias against singles or unfamiliar groups) were ruled out as explanations.ā
The Invisible Orientation: An Introduction to Asexuality describes many issues that asexuals face, including: how asexuality is seen as āinvisibleā and lends to people thinking it does not exist, how asexuality is actively erased asĀ āunimportantā or not its own identity, the explicitly and implicitly negative messages associated with a lack of sexual attraction, the fear asexuals face when they believe there is something physically or psychologically wrong with them for being asexual, the belief asexuals face about how they must be deeply flawed since they do not conform to other sexual identities, how asexuals face cultural ideologies that sexuality is biologically based and ubiquitous (that all humans possess sexual desire) and that donāt acknowledge asexuality, that to describe oneself as asexual is a statement of moral superiority or purity or failure to find a suitable partner, that asexuality is an immature state they willĀ āgrow out ofā, that asexuality is a description of action or a preference, that asexuality is unnatural or unhealthy or has to be a symptom of something else, etc.
Asexuality has been shown in the media in a negative light for decades, reflecting the idea that (for various reasons steeped in classism and racism) any woman who wasnāt willing to marry and procreate was a threat to the status quo, as seen in this 1955 book that notes:Ā āWomen who did not marry incurred political and social scorn for another reason. The influx of eastern and southern European immigrants in the United States pushed the question into eugenic termsāthe wrong people were reproducing. Educated women came primarily from white middle- and upper-class stock, the most desired element by dominant social norms. When these women refused to marry and reproduce, they forced a new concern into the public discourse. it is not a coincidence that the stereotypical asexual unmarried older woman emerged at this time as a source of popular humor.ā
Some people in some religions are very explicit about hating asexuals specifically because they are asexual, seeing asexuality as āa perversion akin to homosexuality and bestialityā.Ā
Other religions see asexuals as actually sinful if they choose not to have sex with their spouse.
While not every member of every religion looks down on asexuals, many people in portions of various religions choose to view asexuals negatively.Ā
Some people even recommend asexuals avoid being in a relationship with non-asexuals and assert thatĀ āpromoting and trying to spreadā asexuality, or behaving in an asexual manner, is wrong or unhealthy.Ā
Because of these religious beliefs about asexuality, that also opens up asexuals to discrimination in various legal ways, including (but not limited to) things like the new adoption bill in Texas.Ā
Asexuality was implicitly pathologized until very recently, and even now, the DSM-V states that a diagnosis of HSDD may not be givenĀ only if the patient has a preexisting knowledge of asexuality and chooses to ID that way.
TL;DR:Ā
Asexuals have long been considered part of the bisexual community. When people used to talk about bisexuals, it included asexuals because asexuals were the bisexuals too. Bisexual history is asexual history.
Asexuals have also long been considered as a stand-alone orientation that was part of larger non-straight communities and could be studied in comparison to other sexual orientations.Ā
Asexuals face many of the same issues that other marginalized orientations face as well as issues specific to their orientation. These include erasure, medicalization, misidentification, harassment, rape specifically targeted at them for being asexual, and religious intolerance, to name just a few. Ā
None of this is exhaustive. There are more sources to be found and studied.Ā
being gay is a constant battle betweenĀ āi wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birdsā andĀ āhey letās go throw rocks at fascistsā and i think thatās very sexy of us

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Anti anxiety.
As someone with crippling anxiety, this shit WORKS.
lesbian queer eye
reblog if u agree
Iām both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you canāt rid a country of polio with plants.Ā
Donāt forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it wonāt do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
Iām in love with this post
the queen could literally intervene and stop british children from being so malnourished that there has been a widespread return of rickets in the country but she wonāt. kate and baldy could do something about this instead of going to various ex-colonies of britain and lecturing locals about the dangers of having too many children whilst they are expecting their third inbred freeloader but they wonāt. megan markle and ginger are going on a Ā£120,000 honeymoon. whilst children forced into poverty by the tories fill their pockets with food at school just to get through the weekend. the lifestyle and entitlement of the royal family remains absolutely and completely morally indefensible.
when she says she doesnāt send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can“t
Thanks ObamaĀ
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
THE POST, THE P O S T

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im putting together a couple of scottish folk mixes bc thatās what i do and im honestly curious if anyone in my country has ever been unequivocally happy about anything ever
scottish trad music genres:
Everyone I Love Is Dead
The English Have Stolen All My Sheep
You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three
The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep
I Love You A Lot But Youāve Left Me And Itās Raining [fiddle solo]
The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English
One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome
The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep
We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them:
* Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland
* The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep On It
* You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Wonāt Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)
* Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good Theyāve Stopped Listening Now Letās Talk About Revolution
* Something In Irish, I Think Itās About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow
oooo can I add to this? donāt forget Appalachian folk balladry, the American cousin of Scottish and Irish traditional music and just as uplifting as its Anglo-Saxon highland forbears!!!
genres include:
I Left Everyone I Love Back Home In The Holler To Be With This Guy Who Doesnāt Wear Shoes Or Have Teeth But He Plays A Mean Jug
The English Told Us Not To Move West Yet, We Ignored Them, My Entire Family Was Killed
You Were My Boyfriend But You Tied A Sack Of Rocks To My Petticoats And Threw Me In The Creek (And My Baby Too)
Mama Loves All 14 Of Us A Lot But Sheās Weary Of Our Shit And Now Sheās Dyinā (Gather Round)
The McCleans Stole A Firewood Log From Our Pile So We Wonāt Rest Until The Last Of Their Male Kin Is Laid In The Cold Ground
We Knew The River Would Rise But We Still Didnāt Fix The LeveeĀ
The River Rose, The Levee Broke, Everyone Died, It Was Just As We Reckoned (dulcimer twang-a-lang)Ā
When The Rebels Come A-Marchinā Iām A Southern Man And I Feed Their Horses My Best, When The Yankees Come A-Marchinā Iām A Northern Man And I Feed Their Horses What The Rebels Left
The Tennessee Valley Authority Killed All My Sheep Somehow
Donāt forget that old standby āThe Mine Collapsed and Everyone Diedā!
I think someone needs to put in a word for the English folk tradition though:
I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)
I Met a Girl By Staying At Her Parentsā House and She Made My Bed (It Was an Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex)
I Am a Girl and I Regret Engaging In Metaphors for Sex Because Now Iām Pregnant
I Met a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It
I Met a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis
Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or Waterloo, Letās Get Married, Iām Glad You Said No Because Iām Really Him In Disguise
Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome
The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the Important Men in My Life (And Now They Are Dead)
Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth And Are Never Grindingly Poor
Begging Is a Completely Viable Career Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited Access to Alcohol
behold mongolian folk music genres
I Went Out Riding and Noticed Mongolia
We Fought a Bunch of Guys (On Horseback)
Witness My Many Ungulates
(While On a Horse) I Met a Hot Girl Who Reminded Me of a Plant
On Three, Say What That Terrain Feature Looks Like to You (One, Two, Three, A Horse)
Witness My Many Ancestorsā Many Ungulates
I Also Enjoy Heavy Metal, Especially If Itās Made of Horseshoes
Oooorrrrweeeeuuurrrreeeeuuuuwwwwwrrrrrrrr (Is Tuvan for āHorseā)
You Might Not Know This About Me, But I Own a Horse
THE MONGOLIAN FOLK SONGS MADE IT BETTER.
now with more okinawan!
We Must Plant the Crops, Letās Get Drunk!Ā
We Must Harvest the Crops, Letās Get Drunk!
Thereās No Crops Right Now, Letās Get Drunk!
Sex On the Beach Is Awesome, War Is Bad
There Are Ghosts in the Trees
The Japanese Exploit Us (And the Americans Do Too)
I Love the Sea, This Island Is Beautiful, War Is Still Bad
Hey, Thereās an Old Man, Letās Get Drunk!
Respect Your Parents Or You Will Be Lost at Sea Forever
As the daughter of a folksinger and spouse of a folklorist, I love this SO MUCH. Ā Hereās some from the sub-sub-genre of French folk songs of the Midwestā¦
I Am A Brawny-Armed Lumberjack Who Loves a Town Girl, Oh No!
Oh Fuck, I Slept With a Fur Trapper, What Shall I Tell Maman?
Hauling Logs, Rolling Logs, Driving Logs, All Day, What Ho!
Like Hell Youāre Marrying That Good for Nothing Bambocheur!
Fetch My Gold Ring That Fell Into the Sea! Ā Now!
I Met A Sailor While A-Strolling, And Now We Are In Love!
I Want to Kiss the Sailor I Met A-Strolling, But Iām Afraid My Father Will Find Out!
Oh Fuck, I Kissed the Sailor I Met A-Strolling And Now We Are Doomed!
Some Italian Folk Music Genres
A Spider Has Bitten Me And If I Do Not Dance I Will Die, Alas
I Am A Very Fancy Man With A Very Fancy Hat
The Cable Car Is A Thinly-Veiled Metaphor For Your Feminine Torture, O Woman
Rome Is The Very Best Place And Every Other Place Is Just Awful
I Love You, But You Are Married
I Love You, But You Are Fickle (Why Did You Dance With The Bakerās Son, Thou Vixen?)
I Love You, But You Left Me All Alone On This Romantic Wind-Swept Hillside, Which Is Actually Very Pretty, But Not As Pretty As You, Foul Temptress
Rome Is Still The Best Place And Every Other Place Can Go Right To Hell
Seriously Once You Have Been To Rome You Will Just Be Sick At The Thought Of Being Anywhere Else, You Will Pine Away And Die
I Love You, But You Are Dead (Or Maybe You Just Went To Live In A Slightly Prettier Place)
Rome, Rome, O Rome, Ah Rome, Rome Rome Rome, Have I Mentioned That I Love Rome?
Venetian Special Genres:
Women Are Like The Ocean: Salty And Full Of Drowned Sailors
Women Are Like The Ocean: I Cannot Figure Them Out At All
I Saw You One Time At A Party And I Have Designs Upon Your Feminine Virtue
I Love You, But You Are Married To The Ocean (For Some Reason)
I thought I would add some Dutch ones, because I saw no one had added any: - That Girl Is A Prostitute (But At Least She Goes To Church)
- That Incompetent Sailor Is Actually A Girl, But She Will Have Sex With You If You Donāt Kick Her Off The Boat
- Someone Of Any Occupation Is Doing Something, But Unfortunately They Are Now Dead
- Fuck You Spain (Haha, We Sunk Your Boat And Stole Your Silver)
- Fuck You England
- We Might Be Small, But We Will Fight You
- Life Isnāt So Bad, If You Just Go Outside
- Fuck You Winter
- Look At That Guy (Wild Racism)
- We Like Going To Other Countries (More Wild Racism)
- Drinking Is Fun
- Drinking Makes Me Long For Sea
- God Is My Dad
- My Province Is Great And Full Of Nature
Some nice Russian folk songs:
There Was A War And Everyone is Dead, Thereās Also a Symbolic Bird
There is Going to Be a War And Everyone Will Die, Thereās Also a Sybmolic Bird
The Dyeing Is Happening Right Now, Thereās Also a Symbolic Bird
I Had a Dream About Us Dying (No Birds Involved)
Alas You Are DeadĀ
Iām a Bird, I Drink Vodka
Fuck Itās Cold
Frost Do Not Freeze Me Do Not Freeze My Horse Do Not Freeze My Wife Please I Have Children
And my personal favourite:
Ayy Lmao This Guys Head Just Got Shot Off, We Are Going to Die Hahaha
I just couldnāt miss an opportunity to provide you a comprehensive summary of Ukrainian folk music genres.
~ I Married To A Man And Moved Far From My Home But I Want Fucking Back On My Fucking Land To My Parents And A Guy Whom I Actually Planned To Marry Before My Societyās Patriarchal Structure Destroyed My Life
~ A Guy Whom I Loved Loved Me And Also A Some Other Bitch So I Poisoned Him So That Nobody Gets Him
~ This Is My Land And I Love It Very Much, Period
~ I Made A Traditional Kupala Wreath And Released It On Water To Find My Love, No Sexual Hits Involved
~ I Have A Veeery Deeeeep Well In My Garden, And Also A Veeery Curly-Wurly Cabbage, And Also A Veeery Sweeeet Carrot Growing There, Come On Guys Check It Out, Oh, And There Are Totally No Sexual Hints
~ Graphic Descriptions Of Lesbian Sex
~ Everybody Is Dead After A Battle But There Is One Particular Cossack Whom I Am Especially Obligated To Mourn About Because He Is A Representative Of Our Entire Nationās Young People
~ The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries
~Ā The Couple Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries And Itās Compared To Some Sad Shit Happening In Nature
~ Letās Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine Hahaha Yay!
~Letās Kill All People Who Threaten Ukraine And Involve Some Couple Who Cannot Be Together Because Of Various Reasons And Everybody Cries
Adding these well-known Cajun hits
~ I have a boat and have procured many crawfish do you love me?
~ I sure do love crawfish, boats, the bayou, and also dancing
~ My girlfriend can cook, and is therefore superior your girlfriend, who cannot
~ my girlfriend cannot cook and is therefore inferior to all other girlfriends
~ I saw you over a pile of crawfish and knew I was in love (on the bayou)
~ a list of regional dishes set to the tune of kitchen utensils
Canada checking in:
~ There was a ship and everyone on it was brave as it sank in a storm on the ocean or possibly one of our many inland-sea-sized lakes, please remember the name of the shipĀ
~ We fell in love when we were young and we didnāt actually understand each other and you figured that out before I did because Iām slow-witted and youāre kind of a jerk so you left me (now listen to this sick organ/fiddle/guitar/harmonica/piano solo)
~ Fuck the railroad, fuck the government, and especially fuck the HBC
~ Gosh everything in this country is inhumanly big and inconvenient and trying to kill us, weāre so lucky to live here, itās so majestic
~ The English stole our sheep and exiled my true love to Louisiana
~ Thatās Cute - an indigenous/ MĆ©tis coproduction after hearing that last one
~ Well weāre all in debt and working in a mine fucking sucks but at least we can get drunk and go dancing on the weekends
~ This guy went to prison for a crime he didnāt commit/did commit but with the most sympathetic motive for doing it ever and now heās out of jail and everything is bittersweet, either because he broke out and has to go back or because heās lost years of his life to a broken legal system.
~ HELLO OUT THERE, WEāRE ON THE AIR, ITāS HOCKEY NIGHT TONIGHT!
Nova Scotia special edition: ~ The sea sucks and left me a broken wreck of my former self. ~ The sea sucks and killed my one true love. ~ Working in a mine sucks and will kill you ~ The weather sucks and will kill you. ~ Poverty sucks and will kill you. ~ I desperately wish I could return home to Nova Scotia, that beautiful gem in the sea.
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Welsh Folk Songs
The Wren Is The Best Bird (And Delicious!)
Iām Gay For Owain Glyndŵr
My Goats/Sheep/Cows Are Better Than Yours
Lullaby About Killing Things
Fuck You, England
Iām Dying, But Firstā¦A Harp Solo
I Was Busy Thinking About A Girl And The Cows Ran Away
Got Dumped, Time To Die In The Woods
Wales Is Really Pretty, Our Trees Are The Best
Owen Cheated On Me, So I Had Sex With David
I Also Had Sex With The Hot Crwth Player And It Was Amazing
Life Is Suffering *BAGPIPES*
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Regarding Step 2: If someone notices youĀ ālook pregnant,ā and ask about it: TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT.Ā
āOh, Iām pretty sure I just put on a few pounds. Holiday snacks, you know.ā
āOf course Iām not pregnant. I havenāt missed a period.ā (Donāt mention the date of your last period. If pressed,Ā āI donāt remember exactly.ā)
āUgh, really? Nooo! I do not want to look pregnant!ā
ā¦and so on. Adjust as appropriate for your communication style. Donāt admit it to anyone. Donāt say that itās possible. Insist that you are certain you are not pregnant.
This is important information to share friends