Too weab for my own good.

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

it’s weird how if you open your mouth too early at the dentist’s they call you a dumb whore now

the shoulder doll doesn't know exactly how it fits into a system of portable moral advisors. can it have some of your fries

I think somebody should close the panama canal and the straight of gibraltar too just to keep things interesting

maybe a large vessel could run aground in the suez canal right about now. just to keep things interesting

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I am pretty sure they don't even realize they're not supposed to say that part... or that they would understand why it's even the quiet part in the first place.

it takes so many goddamn fluids to keep everything running. gross.

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday