Too weab for my own good.

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

ngl, the gay part is the least surprising to me of these three...

May I please have 1 everything

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

It's so awesome how you can be totally sloshed and still legally drive a motorboat.

They want you to think it's Thursday today

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving