I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

that's more direct action than the entirety of the United States Government has taken in 30 years what are you talking about

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night