i hate Jeff D’Onofrio

NO ONE INVITED YOU

i can almost guarantee he’s not the only one in that situation, too.

Literally everyone in the games industry desperately needs to unionize or strike or anything

ok this is epic

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

the female impressionists…………………… they Knew……………..

Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

wait no its cracks knuckles

wait no its cry myself to sleep

dont reblog this stop it

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

Wait what happened to the king’s nipples?

I did not need to know that

I know I’m the OP, but no one did

The nipples had to go