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triss19

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.

libertarian--princess-deactivat

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

loremerchant

I know just the man for the job.

whomthegodswoulddestroy

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

nichetheorist

Devastate your partner’s character in twelve words or less.

stuckinapril

Why should it be normal to sit back and watch so many Arab families’ lives get destroyed just like that? This is so unfair. Heart is so heavy. Praying for so many Palestinian and Lebanese children’s safety tonight because why should people like me be one of the lucky chosen allowed to live normally while little kids much younger than me suffer and endure displacement / bombing / starvation? Most heartbreaking thing in this world and it will never be something I’m just used to or forced to be okay with because everyone has normalized Arab life as worthless

sometiktoksarevalid

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blujayonthewing

they're not even his teeth

forestslut

chthonic-pain

everyone dunking on that automated fleshlight sex toy needs to remember that disabled people get horny too ok 💜

chthonic-pain

having a masturbator that moves itself, holds your phone, and gives the user exact and immediate control of speed and intensity is fucking revolutionary for disabled people who cannot jack off without assistive devices. for some reason nobody wants to talk about disabled people masturbating but since all of you #sexpositive #feminists agree that jacking off is normal and good and everyone should be able to do it, you have to extend that sentiment to disabled people too. people who cannot move their hands/arms get horny. people who have no core strength get horny. if you physically cannot hump a fleshlight or use a manual sex toy or give yourself a handjob then it is very difficult to experience sexual pleasure without another person involved.

disabled people deserve sex toys that work with their bodies. disabled people deserve to be able to sexually pleasure themselves. disabled people deserve adapted sex toys that the entire fucking internet does not decide to make "lazy basement dweller creep" jokes about.

vitariesocks

Reminder that in the 1970s, disabled man Gosnell Duncan, who was paralyzed from the waist down, created body-safe silicone and silicone dildos as a response to the needs of the disabled community. Duncan’s work was important in bringing sex toys — particularly dildos — into the public eye, meaning they became much more accessible for all Americans.

You can’t disconnect sex toys from disability and disability history. If you use any body-safe silicone today, sex toy or not, you have Duncan to thank.

More on Duncan here:

It’s hard to imagine that sex toys were once controversial within the feminist movement.

solitarelee

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

stonerparty

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bubblegum-sullivan-13

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

lastoneout

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

fieldbears

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

ma-du

a-method-in-it

It is endlessly incredible to me the degree to which this man always has to go and add something extra. To anyone else --- anyone else on earth --- making a giant teddy bear sculpture out of chocolate is already a hugely ambitious task. Making it with as realistic as he does even more so.

And then. And THEN!

This madman decides that the teddy bear should also have a zipper with stuffing spilling out. The audacity. It's so extra. I love it.

ouijawaydidhego

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bbcwhereareyou

This! Fucking! Guy!

ubercharge

were--ralph

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

mcelroyfamilystaff

Please enjoy this clip from the false start to last week's episode of MBMBaM.

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