Forever Nostalgic

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

both of them are me

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

like I keep having to cut friends off bc they became annoying after they started dating fucking awful men like what does it say about you that ur letting this freak of nature hit……goodbye have fun w that

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.