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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

coming up with aus for your own ocs is so funny like yeah these are my guys i made up but in a different circumstance. yeah no i also made that circumstance up

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

working hard at the sunk cost factory

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-

as with the hard launch video, they've really surprised me with how relaxed and comfortable they seem from the get-go with sharing couple-y details about their life when I expected at least a LITTLE bit of a warm-up period before we got to stuff like dan waking phil up in the middle of the night, because he's sleeping next to him - which is so casually devastating not just in fact but in delivery???? phil's like so we couldn't share this before for obvious reasons but DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT and launches in with full glee. they've really been waiting for this, haven't they. happy for them <3

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