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“...” It would seem she realized what’s getting closer even if she doesn’t necessarily celebrate it, just three days away, huh?
Santa Clarita Diet — 1.02 “We Can’t Kill People!”
﹠ . ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ sentence starter meme, tale of the nine - tailed. these are all taken from the kdrama, tale of the nine - tailed. change pronouns or anything else as needed to fit for your muse(s).
‘ he can kill him because he loves him? ’ ‘ such a monster. ’ ‘ did you even get a worried phone call from him? ’ ‘ you’ve been abandoned once again. ’ ‘ i’ll protect you. ’ ‘ i wanted to protect all your nights & all your days. ’ ‘ are you really going to give up on your life? ’ ‘ i want my voice back & the prince. ’ ‘ if you say help me, i can make sure you never see this face again. ’ ‘ are you okay? is your body alright? did you get hurt? ’ ‘ don’t get on my nerves. ’ ‘ i’m going to kill you. ’ ‘ i met someone that i want to kill just now. ’ ‘ you’re all i see. ’ ‘ is that all you have to say to me? ’ ‘ i didn’t think it was polite to come to a home empty - handed. ’ ‘ i wanted to spend more time with you in this lifetime. ’ ‘ are you saying more people could die? ’ ‘ it’s not a threat, it’s a gamble. ’ ‘ i just couldn’t get used to being apart from you. ’ ‘ i’ll always be waiting for you. ’ ‘ are you sure he graduated from the best university in our country? ’ ‘ do you have a tail? ’ ‘ i want to live. ’ ‘ i don’t have time to chit chat. ’ ‘ what am i to you? ’ ‘ you are so cruel to me. ’ ‘ but in my eyes you were shining. ’ ‘ i wanted to be like you. ’ ‘ you’re licking his ass while he ate your whole bloodline. ’ ‘ you see, foxes can transform. ’ ‘ i hate doing something so disgraceful. ’ ‘ even when facing your own death, you’re worried about your dignity. ’ ‘ lets live. you & i. ’ ‘ do you have a boyfriend? ’ ‘ a fairytale for adults usually ends in a terrifying way. ’ ‘ he spilled everything. ’ ‘ you’re good at acting. you could become an actor. ’ ‘ stop acting like a man in front of me. ’ ‘ & you’re still a crybaby. ’ ‘ i missed you so much. ’ ‘ praise me more. ’ ‘ how can you be so handsome & there’s nothing you can’t do. you’re dazzling! ’ ‘ i’ll bite you. ’ ‘ wow, i’ve raised you wrong. ’ ‘ if someone bites you, just bite them back exactly the same. ’ ‘ the world is cruel towards those who can’t even say it hurts. ’ ‘ who asked you to save me! ’ ‘ i told you not to follow me. ’ ‘ i just feel like i woke up from a long sleep. ’ ‘ he even risks his life for me. ’ ‘ you’ll know whether it’s life or death waiting for you. ’ ‘ we are connected through destiny. ’ ‘ my mom & dad want to meet my boyfriend. ’ ‘ are you a good hostage? ’ ‘ i’m not scared. kill me. ’ ‘ i need some know - how. to look good in front of parents & such… ’ ‘ so people like this kind of style. ’ ‘ the tale will complete only when one of us dies. ’ ‘ you looked good in each & every photo. ’ ‘ i always lose when we argue. ’ ‘ if i were a human being.. ’ ‘ how wonderful it would be if i were a simple human being. ’ ‘ does your life taste bitter again? ’ ‘ they are couple rings! i really wanted to have one! ’ ‘ what a cowardly bastard. i’m going to get that bastard. ’ ‘ so what if they die? i’ll do it. ’ ‘ i will save my brother in my own way. ’ ‘ should we become friends? ’ ‘ you can do better. ’ ‘ for me, it has to be you. ’ ‘ whose side are you on? ’ ‘ why are you saying sorry? ’ ‘ i stabbed you & wounded you with my own hands. ’ ‘ why are you worrying about me when you’re in that state? ’ ‘ wherever it is, let’s go somewhere where it’s only the two of us. ’ ‘ the role of a sinner fits you best. ’ ‘ do you even love me? ’ ‘ our arguments never go over five minutes. ’ ‘ why can’t we have this ordinary life? ’ ‘ i learned that a male with a big inferiority complex is like a time bomb. ’ ‘ get out of my sight right now. ’ ‘ i, who am small & nothing special, find my fate very heavy. ’ ‘ it feels like i might sink deep down into the ocean. ’ ‘ i won’t be able to keep that promise. ’ ‘ he’s a bad cook but he can make rice. only rice. ’ ‘ you couldn’t live without me, right? ’ ‘ i tire of things instantly. ’ ‘ i hate your tacky looks & that constantly smiling face. ’ ‘ do i need a friend or family? ’ ‘ i can’t ever break up with you. ’ ‘ please get out of my life. ’ ‘ don’t follow me. ’ ‘ i thought you wouldn’t be able to hit him, so i did it for you. ’ ‘ don’t talk to me. i’m going to bite you. ’ ‘ you’re not human, are you? ’ ‘ if you don’t like it, leave. ’ ‘ you make a good sleeping beauty. ’ ‘ i’m listening. don’t make it lengthy, just get to the point. ’
WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES?
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the chains binding you to the prison floor smell faintly of kerosene, and they're wet to the touch (only if you think about it). how long has it been since they clipped your wings? you hate how useless you are when you can't do anything except sit still and look pretty. why has nobody come to rescue you yet?
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ON COOKING.
Not even going to sugar coat it, Michi’s cooking skill? She can do basic meals, anything else she makes a mess or nearly starts a fire. Pretty much can safely bet she’s banned from the kitchen without supervision.
modernphoenix·:
the cooking is fine, we don’t need the neighbors potentially complaining and causing a scene since i’m aware that out of us, i’m the cook. ( i’d eat your cooking anyway, i just don’t want neighbors at our door over it .. )
I know at least... though I’m planning with my luck to wind up on the couch the moment something happens. I’ll at least still take double the chore load since our neighbors did complain the last time I tried... due to me making a mess. [At least I know you would, I’d treat you to it if I knew how to do better with it than just simple meals...]
modernphoenix·:
❛ yes, yes. you’ve said this to everyone who gave a look. i’m sure they get the point, michi. ❜ a tug of the sleeve to pull her along, it was always like this but she supposed she shouldn’t be too surprised on the matter. it’s how she got when she came to her, especially as of late ( something still didn’t feel quite right .. a creeping feeling of something approaching slowly. )
“... sorry then, though at least they got the point now.” But it didn’t help the fact her gut instincts were telling her that they had trouble waiting. Enough to the point she found herself debating on trying to lose whoever it was first before anything else. She could feel eyes on their backs to the point Michi went quietly enough for her to hear. “We’re going to have to sneak around, there’s enough crowds but I’m not sure how we can lose them. If we find one of the hot spots for the area maybe... since we’re in Kyoto we can maybe try to lose them and sneak into one of the hotels perhaps to hide amongst any foreigners.” All this to avoid violence for her sake too.
@chainsawgrowl said: ❛ Who do I have to kill? ❜ / this is their friendship now: killing monsters 💀
Now she’s thinking there. On one hand there wasn’t anything active that day yet but nothing said she couldn’t have fun right? On the other, they probably shouldn’t cause problems on purpose... yet. “Well... why don’t we think this over, I brought ice cream.” She even held out the one she had for him, a simple popsicle given she ate hers already. “I haven’t gotten any calls yet, what about you?” Not that she knew the first thing about devil hunting but she can assume it’s similar in some form to what she does in general. At least it’s amusing to see someone so eager to fight like this.
@modernphoenix said: ❛ Favour me and give me riches, destroy my enemies. Save me from death. ❜ ( shes jokin'.. mie nnnooo )
“And if I were to take it seriously I wonder? I hope you realize dear that I’m not one to hold back regardless.” She knew it was a joke but here she was simply smiling about it, the joke was there and yet she was tempted to oh so seriously spare her the fate she at times headed toward. “Though would I be a dashing prince to you if I did such things or a foolhardy woman so willing to give everything for you?” Her tone shifting, it would seem the teasing and joking had begun escalating, pushing the right buttons at that with that remark. She’s getting tempted already to press further with this by how she shifted to sit closer to her. Not yet, she has to be patient, there’s no need to rush or force it. They had time.

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@modernphoenix said: ❛ Thanks, I’ve been feeling a little flat. ❜
“Ha? You feeling flat? Last I checked you were one of the only people I can’t take my eyes off of.” Especially in certain places but she didn’t feel like getting pinched for saying bluntly that she stared at her ass subtly. “You fly and float around like if I look away, you’ll turn around and disappear in a moment. There’s a lot about you that isn’t flat, hearing your voice lifts my mood up immediately for one. It’s always pleasant to hear, like you can basically tell the rain to go away or the sun to stop and it’d listen.” Oh dear, it would seem that she’s began to go off gushing her again with just the right words. Hearing this must have made her think she was feeling a bit down it would seem with how loving and passionate she was beginning to get with her words.
QUOTE STARTERS VOL.V MARGARET ATWOOD
❛ I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary. ❜
❛ Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. ❜
❛ In the end, we’ll all become stories. ❜
❛ I am inadequate and stupid, without worth. I might as well be dead. ❜
❛ If you knew what was going to happen, if you knew everything that was going to happen next—if you knew in advance the consequences of your own actions—you’d be doomed. You’d be ruined as God. ❜
❛ If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. ❜
❛ Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results. ❜
❛ Time in dreams is frozen. You can never get away from where you’ve been. ❜
❛ Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? ❜
❛ We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly. ❜
❛ If I love you, is that a fact or a weapon? ❜
❛ You fit into me like a hook into an eye. ❜
❛ Knowing too much about other people puts you in their power, they have a claim on you, you are forced to understand their reasons for doing things and then you are weakened. ❜
❛ Farewells can be shattering, but returns are surely worse. ❜
❛ Women have curious ways of hurting someone else. ❜
❛ This is the one song everyone would like to learn: the song that is irresistible: the song that forces men to leap overboard in squadrons. ❜
❛ Get rid of death. Make it be spring. ❜
❛ You are innocent as a bathtub full of bullets. ❜
❛ I am the space you desecrate as you pass through. ❜
❛ Favour me and give me riches, destroy my enemies. Save me from death. ❜
❛ She is a raw voice loose in the rooms beneath me. ❜
❛ Isn’t the moon warm enough for you, why do you need the blanket of another body? ❜
❛ This is a torch song. Touch me and you’ll burn. ❜
❛ If you look long enough eventually you will see me. ❜
❛ I would like to sleep with you, to enter your sleep as its smooth dark wave slides over my head. ❜
❛ I would like to give you the silver branch, the small white flower, the one word that will protect you from the grief. ❜
❛ But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling. ❜
❛ How else can we live, these days, except in the midst of ruin? ❜
❛ What am I living for and what am I dying for are the same question. ❜
❛ Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything. ❜
MUSICAL STARTERS VOL.1 BEETLEJUICE MICHAEL MCDOWELL, LARRY WILSON
❛ It’s showtime. ❜
❛ I’ve seen the exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. ❜
❛ I’m the ghost with the most, babe. ❜
❛ Never trust the living. ❜
❛ I myself am strange and unusual. ❜
❛ Thanks, I’ve been feeling a little flat. ❜
❛ A little gasoline…blowtorch…no problem. ❜
❛ Go ahead, make my millennium! ❜
❛ Unhappy? What did you expect? You’re dead! ❜
❛ My whole life is a dark room, one big, dark room. ❜
❛ Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength! ❜
❛ I wanna be dead too. ❜
❛ I didn’t realise you were into the supernatural. ❜
❛ Don’t mind her. She’s still upset, because somebody dropped a house on her sister. ❜
❛ We’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore. ❜
❛ These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules. ❜
❛ You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you. ❜
❛ I am alone. I am utterly alone. ❜
❛ They were trying to scare you away, and you didn’t get scared. ❜
❛ Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ❜
❛ What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away? ❜
❛ The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe’s daughter. I think she understands me. ❜
❛ At least someone’s life hasn’t been upheaved. ❜
❛ Here hold that for me, would ya? ❜
❛ Not so fast. We’re gonna have some laughs. ❜
❛ Come on. Think of it as a marriage of inconvenience, okay? We both get something. ❜
❛ I’m tellin’ ya, honey, she meant nothin’ to me. Nothin’ at all! ❜
❛ I’m feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It’s been about six hundred years after all. ❜
❛ The man next to me is the one I want. You asked me, I’m answering. Yes, I love that man of mine. ❜
❛ Who do I have to kill? ❜
Just putting this out there, Michi looks like a top, can top, but damn does she wind up bottoming extremely fast.
Rules are now updated because Momo reminded me after I got distracted by our gigantic furry son barking at me to be let out. Although I reblogged her promo already, please follow her at @modernphoenix because she really deserves the attention and all herself a lot.

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do you like women who need a break? or perhaps said women being a rare breed of bird known for its ability to be reborn from its ashes continuously? meet mie, your local phoenix who hides the fact she’s one because she’s constantly hunted for her presumed ability to grant an eternal life through her blood. if you’d be interested in interacting, please give this a like or reblog, i’d greatly appreciate it! she’s an original character connected to @yushku !