Hi

This is where I’d put a read more label… if HAD ONE KNEW THE CURRENT ONE. Tumblr just keeps changing it for no goddamned reason.

From the discord messages I sent first (indented text incoming):

THEORY THAT JUST OCCURRED TO ME

Don gets into trouble so fast because she has a high Justice stat

Facts about Don:

- EXTREME sense of Justice™️, nothing will get in her way of enacting JUSTICE

- gets into trouble VERY QUICKLY, like you can take your eyes off her for a minute and she’s off “enacting justice”

Facts about the lobotomy corporation Justice stat

- makes you very speedy!!!!

Like we see throughout the game Don is very quick to jump into trouble in the name of Justice, and it’s highly implied if not outright stated that your agents’ stats are directly correlated to their personal virtues (which implies things about Level V agents that makes their dialogue. make a lot of sense actually?)

Going into the implications of Level V agents and their dialogue: maybe their dialogue is Like That because they’re kind of. Exalted, in a way?

I mean, for one thing if you’re a Level V agent you can probably best even the cruelest and most murderous creatures in the facility. And for another it’s correlated to your stats being really fucking high, like usually humans aren’t so fortuitous, nor so temperate, nor so insightful, not even having as strong of a sense of justice as a Level V agent.

Level V agents are leagues above the average human being. Not just physically, but mentally.

This is actually kind of demonstrated with new agents usually being hired at Level I, or if you have Hod’s upgrade, Level III (which implies they go through training probably sped up by TT2, likely a lot like using lob to up an employee’s stats)

So this brings their dialogue into context

They’re Like That because they’re pretty much demigods, albeit demigods shaped by our human hands

Yes they’re still mortal, but god damn if they aren’t strong as hell.

Okay, with those out of the way, from this point onwards it is solely text typed in tumblr’s post editor.

Now that I’ve thought about it, do you guys think Yuri may of noticed Don’s supernatural speed and strong sense of Justice and correlated it to L Corp’s virtues? I think so. That’d be fun. Maybe a bit fucked up, but fun.

Also there’s a possibility that we may get LCorp Remnant Don Quixote, which may play into the Justice-related speed even more, which opens fun and new possibilities!